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tap it
tap it, then forgive it.
Tap it, then tap it again 3 days later
hit it like the angry fist of my Dad
go old testament on her ass
Talk to her about her life choices, have her wear something more suitable and make her agree to give her life up to God.What else would he do?
I'd tap it.
Roast it with the Holy Ghost.
Give her ten hail marys and one how's your father
Crucify it.
Give her charity box a huge donation.
Bend her over and make her break her vow of silence
Tell his dad to close his eyes, stick his fingers in his ears and say LA LA LA LA LA over and over for the next 45 minutes.
I think Jesus would last longer than 45 mins.
Good point. How about 55 minutes?
convert it
Resurrect it. Welcome back Sploogeblog.
bless it & wreck it
Canonize it
Splooge it
Perform a series of miracles on it
Fill her caucus with Santorum
baptize it
Excommunicate it.
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tap it
tap it, then forgive it.
Tap it, then tap it again 3 days later
hit it like the angry fist of my Dad
go old testament on her ass
Talk to her about her life choices, have her wear something more suitable and make her agree to give her life up to God.
What else would he do?
I'd tap it.
Roast it with the Holy Ghost.
Give her ten hail marys and one how's your father
Crucify it.
Give her charity box a huge donation.
Bend her over and make her break her vow of silence
Tell his dad to close his eyes, stick his fingers in his ears and say LA LA LA LA LA over and over for the next 45 minutes.
I think Jesus would last longer than 45 mins.
Good point. How about 55 minutes?
convert it
Resurrect it. Welcome back Sploogeblog.
bless it & wreck it
Canonize it
Splooge it
Perform a series of miracles on it
Fill her caucus with Santorum
baptize it
Excommunicate it.
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